I get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say
- someone: you look pretty today
- me: happy birthday
Even if you think the flame has died, there’s at least one lyric that’ll hit that last hot spot, and then you’ll find yourself as fucked as you were the day you lied and said you never wanted to see her again.
— John Mayer (via beforeiloveandleaveyou)
- a dozen roses: $12
- a box of chocolates: $10
- a happy valentines day card: $2
- still having $24 because you're single: priceless
- person: do u want to hang out
- me: i have to ask my mom
- me: *doesn't ask her*
- me: she said no
